Meredith's Husband: 0:42

Hey, this is Meredith husband. I've got some SEO advice for you, but I'm gonna keep it really simple so that you can understand it. So make sense. And most importantly, so you can actually use Jake, what did you know that this is our last? This is the last episode of the season. This is the last season. This is the last hour.

Meredith: 1:07

Really? Are we starting? We're not starting. Yeah,

Meredith's Husband: 1:10

that was the starting but you just cut me off. Right in the middle. Right in the middle. This is the final season. No, this is the final episode of season one of marriage. Let's try that. No, I'm going with that one. It's good enough. You know,

Meredith: 1:26

I can you know that. The video seems different. Which video of looking at you when I'm looking at you the video is not the same as it was the last time.

Meredith's Husband: 1:36

Yeah, that's good. That's

Meredith: 1:37

because you upgraded it.

Meredith's Husband: 1:39

I got a couple lights. Now know how to use my quality.

Meredith: 1:43

I don't know how to use lights, fake lights.

Meredith's Husband: 1:46

But yes, this is the final episode. This is the season. This is the grand finale of Season One this season. This season. Yeah. And we, we we we have been renewed for a

Meredith: 1:57

nice Adam's apple. Thanks. Yeah,

Meredith's Husband: 2:00

yeah, we've been renewed. We have been Yeah, just oh my

Meredith: 2:03

gosh, we're so glad the producers like us. Yes. That will

Meredith's Husband: 2:07

be I mean, to be honest. You know, we started this not as not as a joke, a joke, but you know, some no idea what it was like it was a pandemic. Sort of,

Meredith: 2:18

do you know what it was? It was a pivoting. And it was an experiment. It

Meredith's Husband: 2:25

definitely wasn't experiment.

Meredith: 2:29

And says he plants. My shirt

Meredith's Husband: 2:31

says eat plants. My shirt says Galapagos Galapagos. I did real so what you asked the question, what was your question? I'm sorry. A make clear why why? What happened? What was the participant ending season one? Yeah. Why why why and that's a good question. Was something so good?

Meredith: 2:53

I'm you know, I'm what I'm doing is I'm doing all the voices of all the comedians. I know. Maria Bamford. Why? Why we're

Meredith's Husband: 3:05

gonna resume the podcast. That's cool. What was the reason?

Meredith: 3:10

What's the reason why we're doing this?

Meredith's Husband: 3:12

Great question. Thank you. I'm glad you asked. Oh, you know, I realized somewhere around I want to say episode 20 ish. I don't. Oh, by the way, they

Meredith: 3:23

say episode. Yeah.

Meredith's Husband: 3:25

We've been over that. Oh, yeah. They say the first 10 is the honeymoon. We're way past the honeymoon.

Meredith: 3:31

Oh, yes. We Yeah.

Meredith's Husband: 3:34

So we have we have we have 35 ish episodes right now this I think it'll be 30 or so. So yeah. And it's been also it's also it's been roughly a calendar year. Almost. Exactly. Almost exactly. Counts and break. We had a couple break we had I mean, we only have 35 episodes in 52 weeks. So we

Meredith: 3:55

had a couple of break is the only break that counts.

Meredith's Husband: 3:59

I'm gonna resume the story now. The reason? So that seemed like a sort of a natural breaking point a year. Yeah, yeah. But also I realized like I was saying somewhere around I think episode 20 ish. Like, oh, you know what, these these podcast episodes come out better if I sort of plan what we're gonna say. Yeah. Or if I sort of think of a topic beforehand and maybe a few points it comes out

Meredith: 4:23

better to 20 episodes to learn.

Meredith's Husband: 4:26

I'm a slow learner. So the net so what I'm thinking is the next season if you weren't able to tell by the way this episode yeah totally unplanned I did not plan any of this. Yeah, no, no next release next season. Okay, isn't in quotes the bunny quotes by put money quotes up for listeners

Meredith: 4:46

company quotes in real life.

Meredith's Husband: 4:49

Air quotes, air quotes funny I call them but I think funny quotes because you do funny things last night,

Meredith: 4:55

and I'll wrap it fufu up into the four God getting up the half

Meredith's Husband: 5:00

of the I should say probably about 18 episodes of those 36 are me trying to get us back on track.

Meredith: 5:07

Papa mama

Meredith's Husband: 5:08

the head.

Meredith: 5:09

What did you pick up? I don't know who rocked on the floor.

Meredith's Husband: 5:13

Can I please proceed? So the next season to the point my buddy is on the edge of their seats. Yeah, so the next season I'm going to do I'm going to do better at giving a little bit of an arc to it. And teaching some things or teller talking about Some things that take more than 10 minutes to discuss really? Yeah. So I know that, for example, our next, our next few episodes are going to be about keywords. So there's going to be episodes one, two, and I think three of season two, but it's going to be keywords, but I can't really talk about that in just a single episode, it takes a little bit longer. Yeah, so I'm gonna, I'm going to break things like that. I'm going to break it into a few different episodes, but it's all going to be keywords. So it'll be keywords, one, two, and three.

Meredith: 6:02

A clever title.

Meredith's Husband: 6:03

But also what I wanted to say, I thought a little bit about what I wanted to say, yes, as much as I can tell. So I think I've talked about analytics for podcasts. In the past, they're not that great. They don't give us a ton. Oh, no kidding about who's like how many downloads and stuff, but it's not great. It's nowhere near as good as like website analytics.

Meredith: 6:24

That's why we need to create an app. Yeah, I'm

Meredith's Husband: 6:26

not gonna do that. That's. But anyway, what I can tell is, I think there's about about 20 solid listeners relate to be out. Yeah, no, that's lovely. To be honest, that's about 19. More than I would have expected,

Meredith: 6:42

we started not including my father.

Meredith's Husband: 6:46

While I'm including me only, I know, we won't be listening.

Meredith: 6:51

My friend Dan and London.

Meredith's Husband: 6:53

But that's 20 people. And so I'm like, that's cool. That really, I mean, if you're one of those 20 people, if you are tuning in, and you listen, thank you. That's really appreciate. Yeah, I appreciate that.

Meredith: 7:06

Seriously,

Meredith's Husband: 7:07

thank you. That is it is pretty cool. And when people reach out or I hear or see some people say things, I'm like, Oh, wow, that's cool. That really did reach some

Meredith: 7:18

really did start just kind of as an experiment.

Meredith's Husband: 7:21

It really did. Yeah,

Meredith: 7:22

well, what what podcast doesn't?

Meredith's Husband: 7:25

Well, a lot of them don't know, damn, like, look at who's getting into podcasting. Now. It's like Hollywood stars, launching podcasts or doing commercials. And that's not that's not just an experiment anyway. And so for those 20 people, I want to say thank you. So I want to create a discount code a special really a special code for you 20. who are listening, and this code will always it I'll try to always honor this on Meritus husband, no matter what's being sold, you can you can use this coupon code.

Meredith: 7:58

Oh, forever and ever, never for?

Meredith's Husband: 8:01

Yes. So the coupon code, I put it in your Evernote, the coupon code, and this is only going to be valid, it to be used for 20 people 20 Oh, so you're so can answer. So if you're listening to this now, unless that's a Steve, is that a stupid name? No, that's great. Don't really matter. If you're on if you're part of, you'll always get 20% off whatever you're ordering on Mary's husband. Keep in mind, there's still nothing to order yet. So I was gonna say Do you have something to order? No, I don't. But there are several things in and then people have been asking to Yes, I expect to be there. That's exciting. And so what that means is I'm gonna have to go back into this episode. Yeah. After it has been downloaded 20 times. And I'm gonna have to bleep out the coupon code. Oh, you are? That's gonna be a lot of work.

Meredith: 8:57

I'm sure that's gonna take a couple of days. Yeah. Sure. Gotta bleep the 16th person.

Meredith's Husband: 9:06

Yeah, it should be easy enough to remember that code. I hope. Yeah. Team don't share it.

Meredith: 9:13

Yeah, don't share it

Meredith's Husband: 9:14

anyway. And I promise someday you there will be something you can use that on. That's good. So that's it. That's That's it isn't one. Yeah. There's nothing there's no content like that is the the announcement is the content today. Okay. And the thank you, I just want to like, thank you. That's pretty cool. We're gonna do a season two. I'm excited.

Meredith: 9:34

I'm very excited. I'm very excited. So now that the people know that there's nothing else to listen to. Let's save their time.

Meredith's Husband: 9:41

Okay, bye. Good. I'll see you in season two. Season two. That's dos. Okay, I hope that helped. I hope that helped your website. I hope that helped your business. I hope that helped give you a little bit of confidence that SEO was not this convoluted, cryptic, crazy thing that nobody can understand. If you did like it and you found it helpful. Please share it with a couple of your colleagues. Tell them what you like or more importantly, tell me what you liked. Let me know interview. leave a review on Apple. Tell me what parts you like. And I'll try to do more of those parts. And again, thanks for listening.